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The ancient Gnomemaker made this weapon to keep his minions in check. After hearing their insults day after day, he found the easiest solution was to use it on himself.
|Level 0||Level 1||Level 2||Level 3||Level 4||Level 5|
|Shortist||Kill 200 short enemies||+ 30 Damage vs Short Enemies|
|Insulter||Earn Guild Seals from evil expressions||+ 10 Extra Damage|
|Smasher||Kill 100 enemies with flourishes||+ 10 Extra Damage|